Product Testing with Vonka
When I heard that there was a hot new girl on campus, I knew just what I had to do. I lured Vonka to my office with the promise of extra credits towards her degree...that always gets these girls. She showed up ready to do whatever was required to help her graduate a semester early.
The good news is that she'll barely even remember the hard work I have her do. The good news is that I quickly used my patented bi-aural tones to dominate the poor girl's mind. I had to put her through her paces, of course...a chicken dance, a sexy strip-tease, and a GORGEOUS pee pee dance later, and I'm sure I have her fully under my control!
Now I can send her out to recruit this sexy other girl she keeps talking about...Who is Syenite, anyway?
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