Cybus Housewife Conversion: Jamie Daniels
Desperate Housewife Jamie Daniels just can't catch a break. It feels like every time she cleans the house, it's filthy again within minutes. She needs a helping hand! Luckily, she was recently talking to one of her friends who had just bought a "Cybus Industries HouseHold CleanerBot 3,000." According to the friend, the Bot is a life changer!
Jamie thinks about it for a moment, but decided to take the plunge and clicks the "Purchase Now!" Button... and almost instantly the doorbell rings. Jamie goes to answer it, and is shocked to see JacquelynBot at the door in a maid's outfit! She quickly ushers the machine inside and begins showing it around.
After a moment, though, the Robot grabs Jamie hard by the shoulders. "Your life is a mess," JacquelynBot tonelessly says. "You must be converted." Jamie is helpless to resist as lines of computer code enter her eyes and infect her mind! Soon, she is an empty vessel, ready to accept control from JacquelynBot. The blonde bot puts Jamie through a handful of tests, checking to make sure her motor function is adequate... then the two exit to put on the most important suit either will ever wear.
When they return, Jamie is in full bot mode. The two take a knee and repeat several long mantras to reinforce Cybus Induction. Then, JacquelynBot poses a critical interrogative to the new Drone.
"What is your function?" she asks... to which JaimeBot responds "My function is to convert others..."
